Christmas is over, the ridicule of seasonal films can wait another year. You go back to your lives, aware that there are no longer any bad films until November-December, right?

WRONG!

I’m back again, this time to take your hand- sorry, palms are a bit sweaty, I’m just a bit, *blush* anyway- and guide you through the Tunnel of Cringe that is Valentines’ films! From straight to TV, to downright Hollywood cash cows, it’s time to revisit all those flicks which are about as awkward as a bad first kiss, and as exhilarating as exchanging those three little words:

“This film sucks.”

This is my gift to all of you, my kooky valentines.

-LJ

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