The Dog Who Saved Halloween (2011, dir. Peter Sullivan)

Zeus is a dog who saves everything. He’s the same dog who saved Easter, Christmas, the summer holidays, Christmas again, and Thanksgiving. You’re right, Peter Sullivan, it is fine to milk your cash cow for everything she’s got. I remember being able to sit through The Dog Who Saved Easter, but this instalment of super dog feats is physically draining.

Dear Secret Santa (2013, dir. Peter Sullivan)

What is it with all these women in films wishing for true love at Christmas? I don’t think they’re considering the consequences- like what if you find the love of your life on the 24^th? You won’t have had any time to buy them a present so now you’re going to have to get them something crappy. No beautiful relationship has ever (to my knowledge) begun with a £10 Topman voucher.